The Straight Version
Cassandra Hie started running to cope with her divorce, then kept going through breast cancer and chemotherapy. Now 53, the single mum is a competitive runner and Hyrox athlete with more than 10 top-three finishes since her cancer diagnosis.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Chemotherapy left her feet too swollen for shoes but this single mum kept running: "Chemotherapy left her feet too swollen for shoes but this single mum kept running: 'It saved my life'". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Chemotherapy left her feet too swollen for shoes but this single mum kept running: "Chemotherapy left her feet too swollen for shoes but this single mum kept running: 'It saved my life'".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Chemotherapy left her feet too swollen for shoes but this single mum kept running: "Chemotherapy left her feet too swollen for shoes but this single mum kept running: 'It saved my life'". FAILED / 10
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