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China starts production of home-grown immersion DUV chipmaking tools: Source

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Today Online·29 Jul, 02:41 am
China starts production of home-grown immersion DUV chipmaking tools: Source — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Immersion deep-ultraviolet lithography machines are crucial to advanced chipmaking, and this marks a key step forward in Beijing’s drive to reduce its reliance on foreign technologies.

The UNHINGED Take

The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Immersion deep-ultraviolet lithography machines are crucial to advanced chipmaking, and this marks a key step forward in Beijing’s drive to reduce its reliance on foreign technologies.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

The bureaucracy is completely cooked.

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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/china-starts-production-of-home-grown-immersion-duv #UnhingedWorld

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