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CNA Explains: Will new loan limits for private-hire cars mean less COE demand or higher ride-hailing prices?

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CNA·30 Oct, 01:06 pm
CNA Explains: Will new loan limits for private-hire cars mean less COE demand or higher ride-hailing prices? — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Singapore regulators tightened loan limits for private-hire vehicles, restricting buyers to 70 percent financing instead of 100.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking a measly loan cap stops the COE casino when every Grab driver is already mortgaging their soul to fuel the LTA’s perpetual money-printing machine.

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The Bottom Line

DELUSIONAL POLICY DISASTER / 10

Imagine thinking a measly loan cap stops the COE casino when every Grab driver is already mortgaging their soul to fuel the LTA’s perpetual money-printing machine.

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Imagine thinking a measly loan cap stops the COE casino when every Grab driver is already mortgaging their soul to fuel the LTA’s perpetual money-printing machine. DELUSIONAL POLICY DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/cna-explains-will-new-loan-limits-for-private

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