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COE review: Most people support merging car categories, and five-band rebate system

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Straits Times·3 Nov, 07:57 am
COE review: Most people support merging car categories, and five-band rebate system — Singapore
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The Straight Version

LTA is reviewing feedback on merging COE car categories and introducing a five-band rebate system.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking shuffling the deck chairs on this overpriced Titanic will stop the LTA from robbing your soul. Just keep paying six figures to sit in traffic like a total lobotomized muppet.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL SCAM / 10

Imagine thinking shuffling the deck chairs on this overpriced Titanic will stop the LTA from robbing your soul.

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Imagine thinking shuffling the deck chairs on this overpriced Titanic will stop the LTA from robbing your soul. COLOSSAL SCAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/coe-review-most-people-support-merging-car-categories #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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