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Cornell begins no-confidence vote after alleged gang rape

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Today Online·29 Oct, 06:26 pm
Cornell begins no-confidence vote after alleged gang rape — Singapore
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The Straight Version

The vote ends next Friday and could put pressure on Cornell’s president, as two of the accused students have been expelled.

The UNHINGED Take

"Cornell begins no-confidence vote after alleged gang rape" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Cornell begins no-confidence vote after alleged gang rape" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Cornell begins no-confidence vote after alleged gang rape" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/cornell-begins-no-confidence-vote-after-alleged-gang #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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