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Cornell faculty vote no-confidence in university leadership over alleged gang rape

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Today Online·6 Nov, 11:48 pm
Cornell faculty vote no-confidence in university leadership over alleged gang rape — Singapore
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Cornell faculty vote no-confidence in university leadership over alleged gang rape

The UNHINGED Take

"Cornell faculty vote no-confidence in university leadership over alleged gang rape" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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FAILED / 10

"Cornell faculty vote no-confidence in university leadership over alleged gang rape" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Cornell faculty vote no-confidence in university leadership over alleged gang rape" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/cornell-faculty-vote-no-confidence-in-university-leadership #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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