The Straight Version
Crew from NASA's simulated Mars mission emerges after 378 days in isolation
The UNHINGED Take
"Crew from NASA's simulated Mars mission emerges after 378 days in isolation" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
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"Crew from NASA's simulated Mars mission emerges after 378 days in isolation" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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