The Straight Version
Donald Trump reportedly offered UFC head Dana White the role of White House press secretary.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump wants to swap fact-checking for cage-fighting because his ego is as fragile as a cheap pair of MMA gloves. Imagine the White House briefing room ending in a rear-naked choke.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Trump wants to swap fact-checking for cage-fighting because his ego is as fragile as a cheap pair of MMA gloves.
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Trump wants to swap fact-checking for cage-fighting because his ego is as fragile as a cheap pair of MMA gloves. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/donald-trump-wants-ufc-fighters-as-assistants #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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