The Straight Version
Harry Kane has extended his contract with Bayern Munich until 2029.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine winning absolutely nothing for a decade just to rot in Bavaria for another four years. This man is the undisputed world champion of collecting paychecks while allergic to silverware.
The Bottom Line
TROPHYLESS CHOKE ARTIST / 10
Imagine winning absolutely nothing for a decade just to rot in Bavaria for another four years.
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Imagine winning absolutely nothing for a decade just to rot in Bavaria for another four years. TROPHYLESS CHOKE ARTIST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/englands-harry-kane-extends-bayern-munich-contract-until #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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