The Straight Version
Europe represented at US‑mediated Ukraine talks in Abu Dhabi, via France, for officials, not leaders.
The UNHINGED Take
France flaunts baguette at Abu Dhabi, declares Europe present, while actual leaders do nothing, U.S. elbows Russia hoping a virtual handshake stops AK47s feeling spicy.

The Bottom Line
PROTOCOL FAIL / 10
France flaunts baguette at Abu Dhabi, declares Europe present, while actual leaders do nothing, U.S.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
France flaunts baguette at Abu Dhabi, declares Europe present, while actual leaders do nothing, U.S. PROTOCOL FAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/europe-will-be-represented-at-us-mediated-ukraine #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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