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'Feels like being hit by a bus': Rib remodelling beauty surgery on the rise

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·29 Oct, 11:54 am
'Feels like being hit by a bus': Rib remodelling beauty surgery on the rise — Singapore
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The Straight Version

People are increasingly undergoing rib removal surgery for a narrower waistline despite significant physical risks.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine voluntarily hacking out your own bones just to look like a malnourished mannequin. Absolute clown behavior for people who prioritize an Instagram filter over having a functional skeletal system.

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COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10

Imagine voluntarily hacking out your own bones just to look like a malnourished mannequin.

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