The Straight Version
France calls up seven replacements for their Springboks rugby match after Romain Ntamack was ruled out injured.
The UNHINGED Take
The French squad is basically a revolving door of hospital patients now. Watching these muppets scramble to patch the holes is the funniest circus in international rugby.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTELY MUNTED / 10
The French squad is basically a revolving door of hospital patients now.
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The French squad is basically a revolving door of hospital patients now. ABSOLUTELY MUNTED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/france-call-up-seven-for-springboks-clash-as #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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