The Straight Version
Philippe rejects Attal's centre‑right primary proposal.
The UNHINGED Take
Philippe saps Attal's messy primary, still lone wolf. France still kiasu, chewing communal cake, no exit.
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The Bottom Line
DISGUSTING APTITUDE / 10
Philippe saps Attal's messy primary, still lone wolf.
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