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Grab autonomous vehicle nearly hits schoolgirl at traffic crossing in Punggol

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CNA·6 Nov, 07:02 am
Grab autonomous vehicle nearly hits schoolgirl at traffic crossing in Punggol — Singapore
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The Straight Version

The vehicle is part of Grab's autonomous shuttle service, which operates on two fixed routes in Punggol.

The UNHINGED Take

"Grab autonomous vehicle nearly hits schoolgirl at traffic crossing in Punggol" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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FAILED / 10

"Grab autonomous vehicle nearly hits schoolgirl at traffic crossing in Punggol" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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