The Straight Version
Iran claims it is holding intense indirect talks with the US to avoid attacks before the midterm elections.
The UNHINGED Take
Seriously, Iran's 'intensive' talks sound like a broken lorry driver promising delivery, but still slicing the Strait of Hormuz like a street vendor hawking fish.
The Bottom Line
MISINFORMED PARADOX / 10
Seriously, Iran's 'intensive' talks sound like a broken lorry driver promising delivery, but still slicing the Strait of Hormuz like a street vendor hawking fish.
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Seriously, Iran's 'intensive' talks sound like a broken lorry driver promising delivery, but still slicing the Strait of Hormuz like a street vendor hawking fish. MISINFORMED PARADOX / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/iran-engages-us-in-intensive-negotiations-to-avert #N
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