The Straight Version
Kenyan cult leader Paul Mackenzie received a life sentence for starving 191 followers to death in a forest.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine starving your own kids to speedrun a meeting with Jesus while this absolute muppet hoarded his own lunch. Pure, unadulterated terminal stupidity at its peak.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10
Imagine starving your own kids to speedrun a meeting with Jesus while this absolute muppet hoarded his own lunch.
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Imagine starving your own kids to speedrun a meeting with Jesus while this absolute muppet hoarded his own lunch. TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/kenyan-doomsday-cult-leader-given-life-sentence-for #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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