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Life After: A new leash on life for former prison officer-turned-dog agility trainer

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Straits Times·7 Nov, 12:00 am
Life After: A new leash on life for former prison officer-turned-dog agility trainer — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Former prison officer Soo now trains dogs in agility competitions at 60.

The UNHINGED Take

Soo traded bars for bulldog‑grins, but her 'bond' is just a thin leash over old prison discipline. If only cages could do aerobics, she'd finally catch her break.

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PRISONER‑TRAINER WHINE / 10

Soo traded bars for bulldog‑grins, but her 'bond' is just a thin leash over old prison discipline.

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Soo traded bars for bulldog‑grins, but her 'bond' is just a thin leash over old prison discipline. PRISONER‑TRAINER WHINE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/life-after-a-new-leash-on-life-for #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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