The Straight Version
5.7 quake rattles central Japan, injuring dozens.
The UNHINGED Take
Quake jolts central Japan like a bad ATM, leaving dozens puking pain. Even kiasu‑sufferers still whine after the big shakes.
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The Bottom Line
QUAKED JAPANESE /10
Quake jolts central Japan like a bad ATM, leaving dozens puking pain.
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