The Straight Version
Milan thrash Inter 3-1, Roma crush Udinese 5-2.
The UNHINGED Take
Milan turned the pitch into a playground, punting Inter into a kiddie pool. Roma sprinted through Udinese like a hawker clerk on a discount flyer.
🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // UDINESE DISASTERGIF
The Bottom Line
SMACKDOWN DINNER / 10
Milan turned the pitch into a playground, punting Inter into a kiddie pool.
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