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Nippon Steel raises FY26 profit forecast by 52% on robust US Steel earnings

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Today Online·5 Nov, 10:08 am
Nippon Steel raises FY26 profit forecast by 52% on robust US Steel earnings — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Nippon Steel hiked its FY26 profit forecast by 52 percent citing strong US Steel earnings.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine squeezing extra billions out of a dying rust-belt relic while the world burns. Peak corporate gluttony masquerading as strategy.

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GREEDY SOUL ROT / 10

Imagine squeezing extra billions out of a dying rust-belt relic while the world burns.

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