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Oman rescues 25 from burning oil tanker in Strait of Hormuz

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·30 Oct, 06:33 pm
Oman rescues 25 from burning oil tanker in Strait of Hormuz — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Oman rescued 25 crew from burning oil tanker in Strait of Hormuz.

The UNHINGED Take

Oman rushes in like a war hero, while Iran flexes like a fraudulent gym member, halting three tankers for daring detours, proving diplomatic chaos is the new gold rush.

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HYSTERIC TITANIC / 10

Oman rushes in like a war hero, while Iran flexes like a fraudulent gym member, halting three tankers for daring detours, proving diplomatic chaos is the new gold rush.

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Oman rushes in like a war hero, while Iran flexes like a fraudulent gym member, halting three tankers for daring detours, proving diplomatic chaos is the new gold rush. HYSTERIC TITANIC / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/oman-rescues-25-from-burning-oil-tanker-in #NZElec

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