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OpenAI kicks off charm offensive to change voters' view of data centers

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Today Online·5 Nov, 10:04 am
OpenAI kicks off charm offensive to change voters' view of data centers — Singapore
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The Straight Version

OpenAI is launching a charm offensive to convince voters that their massive data centers are actually beneficial.

The UNHINGED Take

Sam Altman expects us to swallow the lie that his electricity-guzzling hell-towers are public utilities. This is just silicon-valley grifters trying to greenwash their way out of local hate.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL GASLIGHTING SCAM / 10

Sam Altman expects us to swallow the lie that his electricity-guzzling hell-towers are public utilities.

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Sam Altman expects us to swallow the lie that his electricity-guzzling hell-towers are public utilities. TOTAL GASLIGHTING SCAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/openai-kicks-off-charm-offensive-to-change-voters #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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