The Straight Version
The Mayon Volcano in the Philippines erupted, sending massive ash plumes 3,000 metres into the sky.
The UNHINGED Take
Nature is finally flushing the toilet and Mayon is just providing the local ventilation for our collective dumpster fire of an existence.
The Bottom Line
GEOLOGICAL MELTDOWN / 10
Nature is finally flushing the toilet and Mayon is just providing the local ventilation for our collective dumpster fire of an existence.
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Nature is finally flushing the toilet and Mayon is just providing the local ventilation for our collective dumpster fire of an existence. GEOLOGICAL MELTDOWN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/philippines-raises-alert-as-mayon-volcano-erupts #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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