The Straight Version
Iran’s chief religious authority, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was buried in his hometown of Mashhad following a large‑scale funeral service.
The UNHINGED Take
The nation trudged through a sauna of heat, clutching chai and feeling the collective groan of a people who just handed over the beard of power to the grave. The whole affair looked like a parade of saints who never bothered to read the instruction manual on how to remain humble. Even the traffic lights seemed to blink in confusion, as if the city had lost its sense of direction when the supreme dictator was finally down.
The Bottom Line
KILLED / 10
The nation trudged through a sauna of heat, clutching chai and feeling the collective groan of a people who just handed over the beard of power to the grave.
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