The Straight Version
Democrats need 3 House seats and 4 Senate seats to wrest both chambers from Trump.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump’s fat ponies hanglisten, Democrats perform a masterclass in 3‑house fireworks. The next congress will be a comedy show with no audience.

The Bottom Line
POLITICAL SUCKER / 10
Trump’s fat ponies hanglisten, Democrats perform a masterclass in 3‑house fireworks.
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