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Polls begin closing in midterms set to roil Trump presidency

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Today Online·3 Nov, 11:40 pm
Polls begin closing in midterms set to roil Trump presidency — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Democrats need 3 House seats and 4 Senate seats to wrest both chambers from Trump.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump’s fat ponies hanglisten, Democrats perform a masterclass in 3‑house fireworks. The next congress will be a comedy show with no audience.

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POLITICAL SUCKER / 10

Trump’s fat ponies hanglisten, Democrats perform a masterclass in 3‑house fireworks.

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