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Qualcomm slumps as weak smartphone chip sales overshadow data-center momentum

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Today Online·5 Nov, 10:01 am
Qualcomm slumps as weak smartphone chip sales overshadow data-center momentum — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Qualcomm slumps as weak smartphone chip sales shadow data‑center gains.

The UNHINGED Take

Qualcomm keeps yammering about data‑centre power while smartphone sales collapse faster than a monkey on a TikTok trend.

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DISINTEGRATED DREAM / 10

Qualcomm keeps yammering about data‑centre power while smartphone sales collapse faster than a monkey on a TikTok trend.

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Qualcomm keeps yammering about data‑centre power while smartphone sales collapse faster than a monkey on a TikTok trend. DISINTEGRATED DREAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/qualcomm-slumps-as-weak-smartphone-chip-sales-overshadow #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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