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Rare, roomy and pricey? Inside Singapore's niche jumbo HDB flat market

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CNA·31 Oct, 10:00 pm
Rare, roomy and pricey? Inside Singapore's niche jumbo HDB flat market — Singapore
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The Straight Version

HDB reviews scheme to convert older flats into jumbo units

The UNHINGED Take

HDB’s jumbo hype is a mahjong deal: take a mega flat for a mega stack of bucks. Fafcom, beans?

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The Bottom Line

Jumbo Scam / 10

HDB’s jumbo hype is a mahjong deal: take a mega flat for a mega stack of bucks.

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