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RSF senior commander defects, accusing Sudan group’s leadership of nepotism

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 08:09 am
RSF senior commander defects, accusing Sudan group’s leadership of nepotism — Singapore
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The Straight Version

A senior RSF commander defected, exposing the paramilitary group as a corrupt family-run enterprise.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine realizing your genocidal militia is just a glorified family business for nepotism babies. These muppets are literally killing for a dynasty that treats the battlefield like their own private playground.

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ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10

Imagine realizing your genocidal militia is just a glorified family business for nepotism babies.

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