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Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 11:27 am
Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Ryanair threatens staff pay freezes and ticket hikes to cover projected 2028 fuel cost surges.

The UNHINGED Take

Michael O’Leary is blaming Middle Eastern geopolitics for his own greed while his flight attendants fight for scraps. Absolute clown behavior to squeeze passengers for two billion before the war even happens.

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The Bottom Line

CORPORATE GREED PEAK / 10

Michael O’Leary is blaming Middle Eastern geopolitics for his own greed while his flight attendants fight for scraps.

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Michael O’Leary is blaming Middle Eastern geopolitics for his own greed while his flight attendants fight for scraps. CORPORATE GREED PEAK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/ryanair-says-it-may-freeze-workers-pay-and #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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