The Straight Version
New Zealand beat India in the fifth T20I to secure a consolation victory in the series.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine celebrating a dead-rubber win like you actually achieved something. This is the sporting equivalent of winning a participation trophy in a dumpster fire.

The Bottom Line
PATHETIC COPING MECHANISM / 10
Imagine celebrating a dead-rubber win like you actually achieved something.
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