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Singaporean man who ran over cyclist in Perth sentenced to jail for 5 years 9 months

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Straits Times·2 Nov, 11:34 am
Singaporean man who ran over cyclist in Perth sentenced to jail for 5 years 9 months — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Singaporean man Ng Jing Kai was sentenced to nearly six years prison for manslaughter in Perth.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine flying all the way to Australia just to treat a cyclist like a speed bump. Five years is a cheap price for being an absolute menace on the road.

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BRAIN DEAD PILOT / 10

Imagine flying all the way to Australia just to treat a cyclist like a speed bump.

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