The Straight Version
Six people killed in cyclone off India’s eastern coast.
The UNHINGED Take
Storm tossed six into ocean like it was a frisbee at a beach p‑crew; no MCO, simply a giant underwater kick‑apparatus. People just let the turbulence write 'too bad'.
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The Bottom Line
DEATHLY SWIRL / 10
Storm tossed six into ocean like it was a frisbee at a beach p‑crew; no MCO, simply a giant underwater kick‑apparatus.
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Storm tossed six into ocean like it was a frisbee at a beach p‑crew; no MCO, simply a giant underwater kick‑apparatus. DEATHLY SWIRL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/six-killed-in-cyclone-off-india-and-039 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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