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South Korea to respond firmly to North Korean breaches of border, security aide says

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Today Online·30 Oct, 07:31 am
South Korea to respond firmly to North Korean breaches of border, security aide says — Singapore
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The Straight Version

South Korea announced a firm military response to recent border provocations from North Korea.

The UNHINGED Take

Two grown men in pajamas playing nuclear chicken while the rest of the world waits for the inevitable button-mashing disaster. Just launch the missiles already so we can all go home.

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COLLECTIVE SUICIDE PACT / 10

Two grown men in pajamas playing nuclear chicken while the rest of the world waits for the inevitable button-mashing disaster.

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Two grown men in pajamas playing nuclear chicken while the rest of the world waits for the inevitable button-mashing disaster. COLLECTIVE SUICIDE PACT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/south-korea-to-respond-firmly-to-north-korean #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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