The Straight Version
Trump offers press secretary role to UFC chief Dana White.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump swaps a week‑old spill for a feathered fighter; Dana White to shout ‘Press!’ in the ring. No dignity, just a full‑blown jab at respect.
🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // UFC PRESS SECRETARYGIF
The Bottom Line
CREDIT-FREE BRAIN ROT / 10
Trump swaps a week‑old spill for a feathered fighter; Dana White to shout ‘Press!’ in the ring.
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Trump swaps a week‑old spill for a feathered fighter; Dana White to shout ‘Press!’ in the ring. CREDIT-FREE BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/trump-offers-press-secretary-role-to-ufc-chief #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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