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US Fed expected to hold rates steady as inflation hawks circle

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Today Online·29 Jul, 02:35 am

US Fed expected to hold rates steady as inflation hawks circle — Singapore

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The US Federal Reserve is expected to keep interest rates unchanged as concerns about inflation grow among policymakers

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Wah lau, these inflation hawks so free to circle one, like vultures waiting for carcass to drop, but meanwhile our CPF interest still 2.5 percent only, sibei ridiculous, every month our money just slowly disappear like magic, and these clowns talking about holding rates steady, please lah

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Wah lau, these inflation hawks so free to circle one, like vultures waiting for carcass to drop, but meanwhile our CPF interest still 2.5 percent only, sibei ridiculous, every month our money just slowly disappear like magic, and these clowns talking about holding rates steady, please lah

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Wah lau, these inflation hawks so free to circle one, like vultures waiting for carcass to drop, but meanwhile our CPF interest still 2.5 percent only, sibei ridiculous, every month our money just slowly disappear like magic, and these clowns talking about holding rates

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