The Straight Version
Democrat James Talarico ousts Texas incumbent, breaking GOP hegemony.
The UNHINGED Take
Talarico’s win is a Texas tornado, shredding GOP's hedgerows. Conservatives now sweat like hawker stalls during a heatwave.
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The Bottom Line
COOKED HATRED / 10
Talarico’s win is a Texas tornado, shredding GOP's hedgerows.
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