The Straight Version
US midterm results start Tuesday night but could take days to finalize due to counting procedures.
The UNHINGED Take
The world's most powerful democracy still counts votes like a primary school tuckshop trying to figure out the last packet of potato chips. Absolutely munted, pathetic, and fundamentally cooked.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10
The world's most powerful democracy still counts votes like a primary school tuckshop trying to figure out the last packet of potato chips.
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The world's most powerful democracy still counts votes like a primary school tuckshop trying to figure out the last packet of potato chips. TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/when-will-we-know-the-us-midterm-election #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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