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Who is Kozo Tashima, the Japanese official running for FIFA presidency?

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 06:43 am
Who is Kozo Tashima, the Japanese official running for FIFA presidency? — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Tashima has served as a football player, coach and bureaucrat, and has a reputation for being a safe pair of hands.

The UNHINGED Take

"Who is Kozo Tashima, the Japanese official running for FIFA presidency?" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"Who is Kozo Tashima, the Japanese official running for FIFA presidency?" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Who is Kozo Tashima, the Japanese official running for FIFA presidency?" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/who-is-kozo-tashima-the-japanese-official-running #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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