The Straight Version
A female motorcyclist in Bursa refused help for her faulty bike, only to crash two minutes later.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing screams peak amateur like shouting you are a pro seconds before eating asphalt. That ego is the only thing that got wrecked harder than the bike.

The Bottom Line
DELUSIONAL CLOWN STATUS / 10
Nothing screams peak amateur like shouting you are a pro seconds before eating asphalt.
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