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Activists accuse Israeli settlers of assault in occupied West Bank

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·29 Oct, 03:12 am
Activists accuse Israeli settlers of assault in occupied West Bank — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Footage shows men, some armed, beating a US journalist and an Israeli‑Russian activist in Umm al‑Khair.

The UNHINGED Take

Israeli settlers turned Umm al‑Khair into a playground of fists, beating a US journalist and Israeli‑Russian activist like kebabs on fire. They parade aggression like carnival prizes and call it 'normal'.

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UNHOLY MADNESS / 10

Israeli settlers turned Umm al‑Khair into a playground of fists, beating a US journalist and Israeli‑Russian activist like kebabs on fire.

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Israeli settlers turned Umm al‑Khair into a playground of fists, beating a US journalist and Israeli‑Russian activist like kebabs on fire. UNHOLY MADNESS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/activists-accuse-israeli-settlers-of-assault-in-occupied #NZElection2026 #Unhinged

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