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Judge rejects Trump effort to block California ‘noncitizen’ ballots

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·29 Oct, 05:06 am
Judge rejects Trump effort to block California ‘noncitizen’ ballots — Turkey
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Judge rejects Trump's attempt to block California noncitizen ballots

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Trump’s paste‑bin of lies drains his dignity, while the government wires 100 subpoenas, hunting noncitizen voters like a rabid dog in a bakery.

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Trump’s paste‑bin of lies drains his dignity, while the government wires 100 subpoenas, hunting noncitizen voters like a rabid dog in a bakery.

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Trump’s paste‑bin of lies drains his dignity, while the government wires 100 subpoenas, hunting noncitizen voters like a rabid dog in a bakery. DRUNK INFERNO / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/judge-rejects-trump-effort-to-block-california-noncitizen #NZElection2026 #Unh

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