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Amasyalı çiftçi tarlasına traktörle 'Cumhuriyet' yazdı

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Hürriyet Daily News·28 Oct, 12:56 pm
Amasyalı çiftçi tarlasına traktörle 'Cumhuriyet' yazdı — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Farmer Eren Yiğit plowed 'Cumhuriyet' into his field in Merzifon to celebrate the Republic's 103rd anniversary.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking soil graffiti is a substitute for actual policy while your tractor fuel costs more than your entire year's harvest. Peak performative agrarian delusion.

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The Bottom Line

SOIL LEVEL IQ / 10

Imagine thinking soil graffiti is a substitute for actual policy while your tractor fuel costs more than your entire year's harvest.

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Imagine thinking soil graffiti is a substitute for actual policy while your tractor fuel costs more than your entire year's harvest. SOIL LEVEL IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/amasyal-ift-i-tarlas-na-trakt-rle-cumhuriyet #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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