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Sakarya'da durdurulan araçta uyuşturucu ele geçirildi

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Hürriyet Daily News·28 Oct, 12:52 pm
Sakarya'da durdurulan araçta uyuşturucu ele geçirildi — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Police in Hendek, Sakarya arrested 28-year-old Ş.S.K. after discovering 950 grams of skunk in his vehicle.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine risking your freedom over less than a kilo of weed like a total amateur. Sakarya's finest just turned your future into a prison sentence and a very bad story.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE AMATEUR HOUR / 10

Imagine risking your freedom over less than a kilo of weed like a total amateur.

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