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Başakşehir, 7 gollü maçta Samsunspor'u dağıttı

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Türkiye Gazetesi·1 Nov, 03:53 pm
Başakşehir, 7 gollü maçta Samsunspor'u dağıttı — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Başakşehir defeated Samsunspor 5-2 in the 10th week of Süper Lig.

The UNHINGED Take

Başakşehir sparked five rockets, Samsunspor got squashed into a puddle of embarrassment. The white lions turned the pitch into a zoo of losers.

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The Bottom Line

NO PLAY / 10

Başakşehir sparked five rockets, Samsunspor got squashed into a puddle of embarrassment.

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Başakşehir sparked five rockets, Samsunspor got squashed into a puddle of embarrassment. NO PLAY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/ba-ak-ehir-7-goll-ma-ta-samsunsporu #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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