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Yeni haftada piyasaları neler bekliyor?

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Türkiye Gazetesi·1 Nov, 03:59 pm
Yeni haftada piyasaları neler bekliyor? — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Turkish inflation, US jobs, UK rate cuts will steer this week's volatile markets.

The UNHINGED Take

Inflation’s still a haunted bazaar in Turkey; Americans stare at job numbers like a broken GPS; the Bank of England pretends to tame rates while the world watches this circus.

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SIRINELİ BÜTLE / 2 / 10

Inflation’s still a haunted bazaar in Turkey; Americans stare at job numbers like a broken GPS; the Bank of England pretends to tame rates while the world watches this circus.

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Inflation’s still a haunted bazaar in Turkey; Americans stare at job numbers like a broken GPS; the Bank of England pretends to tame rates while the world watches this circus. SIRINELİ BÜTLE / 2 / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/yeni-haftada-piyasalar-neler-bekliyor #NZ

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