The Straight Version
Turkey will deploy nearly 28,000 security personnel to Antalya for the upcoming COP31 climate conference.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine spending an entire army's worth of resources just to watch climate hypocrites fly private jets into Antalya to discuss saving the planet while the rest of us roast.

The Bottom Line
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Imagine spending an entire army's worth of resources just to watch climate hypocrites fly private jets into Antalya to discuss saving the planet while the rest of us roast.
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Imagine spending an entire army's worth of resources just to watch climate hypocrites fly private jets into Antalya to discuss saving the planet while the rest of us roast. CLIMATE THEATER CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/cop31-i-in-dev-g-venlik-plan-t #NZElecti
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