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Dev derbi zaferinin ardından soyunma odasında tarihi konuşma! Soyunma odasında 'saygılı olun' diyerek uyardı

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Hürriyet Daily News·28 Oct, 07:31 am
Dev derbi zaferinin ardından soyunma odasında tarihi konuşma! Soyunma odasında 'saygılı olun' diyerek uyardı — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Arda Turan's Shakhtar Donetsk crushed Dinamo Kiev 3-0 to reach the Ukrainian Cup quarter-finals.

The UNHINGED Take

Arda is playing manager now while lecturing people on respect like a reformed neighborhood thug. Imagine taking morality lessons from the guy who once fired a gun in a hospital.

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CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10

Arda is playing manager now while lecturing people on respect like a reformed neighborhood thug.

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