The Straight Version
Evacuees from a Russian-occupied city reached Ukraine after a ceasefire brokered by Melania Trump.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine the timeline where a former fashion model is suddenly the world's premier peace broker. The geopolitical equivalent of asking a houseplant to perform open-heart surgery.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE FEVER DREAM / 10
Imagine the timeline where a former fashion model is suddenly the world's premier peace broker.
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