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Israel voted for Israel: Why Gaza wasn’t on the ballot

🇹🇷 Turkey·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 01:35 pm
Israel voted for Israel: Why Gaza wasn’t on the ballot — Turkey
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The Straight Version

Israel's latest election saw voters ignore regional conflict, choosing to maintain the status quo instead of alternatives.

The UNHINGED Take

The electorate is essentially rearranging deck chairs on a sinking battleship while pretending the ocean isn't on fire. A masterclass in collective delusion and strategic lobotomy.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL MORAL BANKRUPTCY / 10

The electorate is essentially rearranging deck chairs on a sinking battleship while pretending the ocean isn't on fire.

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The electorate is essentially rearranging deck chairs on a sinking battleship while pretending the ocean isn't on fire. TOTAL MORAL BANKRUPTCY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/tr/israel-voted-for-israel-why-gaza-wasnt-on #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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