The Straight Version
A 22-year-old fugitive with an 18-year sentence bit a policeman's finger while being arrested in Narlıdere, İzmir.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine staring down an 18-year cage sentence and deciding your best move is turning into a rabid street mutt. This absolute clown really thought chewing on a cop was a legal defense strategy.
The Bottom Line
PRIMATE LEVEL INTELLECT / 10
Imagine staring down an 18-year cage sentence and deciding your best move is turning into a rabid street mutt.
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